Dear Lords and Knights Administrators,
We are writing you to ask if you would consider letting RANSOM back into the game. We realize that he WIGGLED the COWPATTY and that he behaved in a way that was both PASSIONATE and PLUCKY but he would like to VOLUNTARILY apologize for the following:
1) THROWING SiLLy KHAN .
2) Calling Obi an OBTUSE ASHTRAY.
3) Posting OBESE photos of himself (RANSOM) in various alliances’ forums.
4) Refusing to FART during operations.
5) Giving the NOSTRIL to our allies, the PUTRID TURTLES.
6) Writing his name in WHITE WHISKEY on TRAVEES lawn.
Please forgive and SWEEP him and consider letting him back. He really is a BONELESS child, and has since been put on medication that he is taking 3.5 times a day. He feels LUSTFUL and misses everyone very much.
Sincerely,
The Mighty Mongolians