Jokes

[The turd]

The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."

[Strutter]

Guys, I don't mind the adult humor, but don't forget brother L&K is watching and there are preteen kids on these boards. Just a thought.

[Sapper]

There was once a group of scientists whom wanted to prove that they could form life without Gods help. After many years of research, they finally succeeded in building a machine which could form life out of nothing but dirt. The lead scientist stepped forward and shouted out to heaven, "We don't need you God! We can make life ourselves!" God thundered from heaven and said "Alright, show me." The scientist bent down to grab some dirt when a lighting bolt struck near him and God shouted "Hey! Get your own dirt!"

[triston]

Lol. Nice

[The turd]

Lol

Hay bro I know some people here are young but we said in the beginning be were gonna do any kind of jokes there was.

[arsalan]

Then bites roughly hahaha

[The turd]

Lmfao